Monday, October 8, 2012

My Sister is strange

Though this may not be surprising to those who know her, my sister, though usually pretty normal, is definitely NOT normal when we are alone together.

Here's an example:

Yesterday she and I set out from athens to home in our car. Its about a 2 and a half hour drive but we manage to cut it to 2, which can still make for a long trip. (I was driving, so don't fear for our safety in this next part) Im driving along, minding my own business, when my sister suddenly says(very loudly) MY BUTT IS ASLEEP, AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH I NEED TO STRETCH... basically what i heard was ROAR LOUD NOISES. As if her outburst wasn't enough emphasis on her apparently desperate need to stretch, she opens to passenger window, and shoves her leg out of the window. Mind you, at this point we were no longer on one-lane country roads. We were on a busy city street. There were cars passing us on the side where her leg was sticking out.

All I could think at this point was:

omg omg her leg is gonna get hit by a car we're gonna have to go to the hospital and reattach her car-battered leg and my parents are gonna kill me and omg omg she's still doing it.

Nothing happened and my inner panic was for nothing, but she still STUCK HER MOTHERLOVING LEG OUT OF A CAR WINDOW GOING ABOUT 45 MPH!

Here is a badly drawn portrayal of the scene described above...



 

whoa, long time no see

woowww.....its been a while. mostly because I lost my password and also because I get distracted by other websites and band and rabbits and I'm also sort of lazy. But now it's Fall Break and I want to start fresh. By fresh I mean I'm going to try and post a little more often than once a year and maybe I'll get more than 2 followers!! *crossing fingers and toes*

This post is to apologize for abandoning the blog but I will post something else sometime today, I promise

 

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Apologies

Wow, it's been a really long time since my last post. Sorry. Things have been busy, what with school coming to it's close and everything. Well, to make up for it, I wrote my viewers(all 2 of you) a new poem. And when I say new, I mean I literally made it up while I was typing. If you like it, feedback is appreciated!!

Loving Strangers
Nobody the dead, Nobody the lost
Nobody that cares about others
Nobody that could care less
Loving these nobodies, hating the somebodies
that turn a blind eye to the souls surrounding them.

Adoring the faceless ones, that will help--
Regardless of race, gender, or the prettiness of your face.
Abhorring the big-faces, that watch from a distance
Having no concern for the poverty next door.

Nobody the dead, Nobody the lost
Nobody that cares about others
Nobody that could care less
Loving these nobodies, ignoring the somebodies
And helping the next nobody I see.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Poetry Contest!

Wow, it's been a while since my last post. As usual nothing is really going on, except I found a poetry contest that excepts high school participants, and I just entered my latest poem in it! The grand prize is $2500 I think. That's a lot of money for someone my age. And since I know for a fact that you're wondering, I'm posting the poem with this entry so you can read it too! Oh, and all of the winning poems in the contest will get published, so I'm crossing all of my fingers.

Savior
The bruised,
Neglected,
Beaten,
And damned.
Will you save them?
Can you save them?
These lost souls that have no hope?
That are shown no love, no kind word?

I think if you so desired,
You could stand to their aid.
To help them find some heart, some hope.
So I ask of you again.
When thinking and looking,
At the
Bruised,
Neglected,
Beaten,
And damned,
Can you save them?
Will you save them?

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Now lately some of my posts have been kinda depressed/morbid. I just have to tell you that most of them will be like that, partly because I like morbidness/darkness sometimes, and partly because I think I may be mildly depressed(undiagnosed).

I don't really have anything to say in this post, except to say that if you're looking to be put in a good mood, don't read some of my posts.

Things have been rather normal of late, and I have to say I kind of like it. I have homework and projects, yes, but I feel on top of it and relaxed, so things are good.

I think if I actually had something to say today, this would be a rare occasion that I don't sound depressed. I have actually been happy these last few days!!

That's really all I have to say right now, so until next time!

Sincerely, Emily M.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

So...

So...nothing's really happened lately so I'm just gonna post a couple of my new poems.

The Killer Will Be Dead
I gotta know
Can I let you go
Or will these feelings stay?
The evil is dead
But still it's here
Lurking without a name.
I cannot rest
Until I know
That the killer is known.
When the time comes
All is revealed
And the kiler will be dead.

Fantasy
Locked in this fantasy
Trapped in a dream
Always running, just running
But never getting anywhere.
It's time to wake up
Time to snap out of it.
These wishes won't come true
And I will end up being crushed
By these silly little fantasies.

Hope you enjoyed these!!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Wow...

So I was on my way home from orchestra practice yesterday, and we were almost home, when this cop passes us. You're thinking, "What's so great about that?" Well I'll tell you. Normally it wouldn't be a big deal, except this cop happened to be speeding, tailgating, and also failed to use a turn signal at least twice in a span of 1 minute. Ridiculous right? What is the world coming to?