Though this may not be surprising to those who know her, my sister, though usually pretty normal, is definitely NOT normal when we are alone together.
Here's an example:
Yesterday she and I set out from athens to home in our car. Its about a 2 and a half hour drive but we manage to cut it to 2, which can still make for a long trip. (I was driving, so don't fear for our safety in this next part) Im driving along, minding my own business, when my sister suddenly says(very loudly) MY BUTT IS ASLEEP, AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH I NEED TO STRETCH... basically what i heard was ROAR LOUD NOISES. As if her outburst wasn't enough emphasis on her apparently desperate need to stretch, she opens to passenger window, and shoves her leg out of the window. Mind you, at this point we were no longer on one-lane country roads. We were on a busy city street. There were cars passing us on the side where her leg was sticking out.
All I could think at this point was:
omg omg her leg is gonna get hit by a car we're gonna have to go to the hospital and reattach her car-battered leg and my parents are gonna kill me and omg omg she's still doing it.
Nothing happened and my inner panic was for nothing, but she still STUCK HER MOTHERLOVING LEG OUT OF A CAR WINDOW GOING ABOUT 45 MPH!
Here is a badly drawn portrayal of the scene described above...
Here's an example:
Yesterday she and I set out from athens to home in our car. Its about a 2 and a half hour drive but we manage to cut it to 2, which can still make for a long trip. (I was driving, so don't fear for our safety in this next part) Im driving along, minding my own business, when my sister suddenly says(very loudly) MY BUTT IS ASLEEP, AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH I NEED TO STRETCH... basically what i heard was ROAR LOUD NOISES. As if her outburst wasn't enough emphasis on her apparently desperate need to stretch, she opens to passenger window, and shoves her leg out of the window. Mind you, at this point we were no longer on one-lane country roads. We were on a busy city street. There were cars passing us on the side where her leg was sticking out.
All I could think at this point was:
omg omg her leg is gonna get hit by a car we're gonna have to go to the hospital and reattach her car-battered leg and my parents are gonna kill me and omg omg she's still doing it.
Nothing happened and my inner panic was for nothing, but she still STUCK HER MOTHERLOVING LEG OUT OF A CAR WINDOW GOING ABOUT 45 MPH!
Here is a badly drawn portrayal of the scene described above...
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